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« Reply #210 on: July 07, 2013, 07:39:52 PM » |
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...because it has happened before. What do you think happened to all those poor dinosaurs? So you better watch out...
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« Reply #211 on: July 11, 2013, 02:36:57 AM » |
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...I'm telling you why, Santa clause is coming to town. And we don't want that. Last time he did ...
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« Reply #212 on: July 15, 2013, 06:10:26 PM » |
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There was pasta in the toilet, half the house was burned down, George was passed out in the pool, and you were dancing on the tables wearing the showgirl bikini that was never supposed to see the light of day. You klepto perv.
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« Reply #213 on: July 15, 2013, 06:38:40 PM » |
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But that was perfectly alright because then...
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« Reply #214 on: July 15, 2013, 07:45:31 PM » |
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Jammo showed up with a ton of rum infused gummy bears, exclaiming...
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srams
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« Reply #215 on: July 15, 2013, 11:11:12 PM » |
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I HAVE THE POWER!!! And the power is Rummy bears. The party was off to a great start, there were taco fountains and chimicanga pinatas and Taquilla jelly bellys. But some one brought...
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« Reply #216 on: July 16, 2013, 01:38:48 AM » |
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My gloriously inebriated father, who attracted the attention of Billy D Williams, who had been battling at the side of Will I Am against the narrative prowess of the Dynamic duo of Morgan Freeman and his assistant, Master Windu, who owed Mr. Williams a large sum of...
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« Reply #217 on: July 16, 2013, 04:36:18 AM » |
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Girl Scout Cookies, which were hard to find because...
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« Reply #218 on: July 16, 2013, 04:39:08 AM » |
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God ate them. But then he farted...
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« Reply #219 on: July 16, 2013, 04:42:50 AM » |
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Again! It had such a devastating effect that the universe started over and the big bang as we know it was never a catastrophic event from whence everything came, but in fact the TV show from the very beginning of the universe. But in stead of people it was produced by Niblonians who were already...
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« Reply #220 on: July 16, 2013, 06:27:21 AM » |
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part of the reason quarks have so many flavors, as they quickly grew tired of the same old protons and neutrons, but just then, Zaphod Beblebrox appeared in the Heart of Gold, hoping to find the Big Bang Burger Joint, but was disappointed to only find a Quark Salad, so disappointed in fact that he hired Boba Fett to go find him a decent Burger...
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« Reply #221 on: July 16, 2013, 07:37:38 AM » |
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Which Boba promptly found at Dexter's Diner. The only problem was that...
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« Reply #222 on: July 16, 2013, 09:09:03 AM » |
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the bun was actually a hiding orbalisk, which tryed to stick to Fett, but the armor was too thick...
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« Reply #223 on: July 16, 2013, 09:42:45 AM » |
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so it wrote him a beautiful poem about missiles, lilacs, and monster trucks, thus they got married at the swamp in the blue dot by that one area in Super Metroid where...
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« Reply #224 on: July 16, 2013, 08:19:51 PM » |
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legend said that there was a giant stash of Funions and Zebra cakes buryed by...
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