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« Reply #195 on: July 01, 2013, 05:02:39 AM » |
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Giant galactic giraffes opened the plains of oblivion and released the super space spiders and they wreaked havoc on everything! But before they could destroy the space spider time continuum they were confronted by...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Master Rel
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« Reply #196 on: July 01, 2013, 05:21:02 AM » |
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...the Hagfish of Havok and cHaos, who were drawn into the battle by the smell of...
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« Reply #197 on: July 01, 2013, 05:30:26 AM » |
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Funions.
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« Reply #198 on: July 02, 2013, 06:35:42 AM » |
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But then a wild Snorlax appeared, and he ate all of the funions. He liked them so much that he then proceeded to eat up the world's supply of these tasty treats, thus causing a mass shortage, followed by a mass panic. Soon, the last funion on Earth was discovered, and chaos ensued as...
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« Reply #199 on: July 03, 2013, 12:42:32 AM » |
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Tenacious D & the Decepticons began to battle over control of the last Funion
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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srams
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« Reply #200 on: July 04, 2013, 12:36:22 AM » |
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But sadly, in the middle of the chaos, the funion was crushed by Mr. Black, who ate the funion crumbs as soon as he could before anyone else noticed. By the time somebody did notice...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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« Reply #201 on: July 04, 2013, 03:20:25 AM » |
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He had already eaten all of them, and gained his endless powers!
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« Reply #202 on: July 04, 2013, 05:15:53 AM » |
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...And then he transformed into a dragon. 'Cause, you know, dragons are awesome...
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« Reply #203 on: July 05, 2013, 05:09:08 AM » |
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...until he was slain by...
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srams
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« Reply #204 on: July 05, 2013, 11:43:20 AM » |
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The Grand Galactic Inquisitor who only wanted to be ignored but the dragon wouldn't leave him alone because...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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« Reply #205 on: July 05, 2013, 01:14:44 PM » |
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because pizza...
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I have a Sith's opinion of the Jedi and a Jedi's opinion of the Sith.   Light side points pl |
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srams
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« Reply #206 on: July 05, 2013, 02:42:43 PM » |
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Was featured on Behind the Actors studio with James Lipton. Also Bagel Bites and hot pockets were there. But when James asked them the question about what do you want God to say to you, pizza, bagel bites, and hot pockets all...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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« Reply #207 on: July 05, 2013, 03:36:19 PM » |
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...said it doesn't matter, he'll probably eat us anyway...
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« Reply #208 on: July 06, 2013, 06:31:57 PM » |
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...which would give God such terrible indigestion that...
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RogueLeader
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« Reply #209 on: July 07, 2013, 04:30:03 PM » |
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he will FART!! And you don't want to see what happens when God farts...
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