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« Reply #180 on: June 30, 2013, 03:45:32 AM » |
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The monkey muffins that they were given by...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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RogueLeader
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Apathy is death?...meh, I don't care
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« Reply #181 on: June 30, 2013, 04:09:17 AM » |
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Pinkie Pie after she...
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« Reply #182 on: June 30, 2013, 04:15:01 AM » |
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...got cancer from listening to Justin Bieber's new record...
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« Reply #183 on: June 30, 2013, 05:08:10 AM » |
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...but then the doctors let her listen to Japanese rock music, and she was instantly cured. But then...
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« Reply #184 on: June 30, 2013, 05:48:11 AM » |
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...Justin Bieber came to the hospital and EVERYONE got cancer....
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« Reply #185 on: June 30, 2013, 06:07:19 AM » |
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...and that's when Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax rushed into the hospital, and used their music to turn Justin Bieber into a pile of mush. Everyone celebrated. Well, everyone except the janitor, who...
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srams
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« Reply #186 on: June 30, 2013, 02:39:57 PM » |
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Was secretly Justin Beibers master. He was angry because he just lost his best dark apprentice and in his anger he caused...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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RogueLeader
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« Reply #187 on: June 30, 2013, 05:30:27 PM » |
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the sun to blow up...
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« Reply #188 on: June 30, 2013, 05:53:40 PM » |
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..which angered the Math Gods...
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« Reply #189 on: June 30, 2013, 06:16:42 PM » |
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...so they decide to incite a rebellion. The Language Arts Gods descend from their English clouds to quell this uprising before it even begins. They use their ABC wands to...
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« Reply #190 on: June 30, 2013, 11:12:15 PM » |
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...add letters to the Math God's code. And thus algebra was born.
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« Reply #191 on: June 30, 2013, 11:23:01 PM » |
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...realizing what they had done, the Language Arts Gods attempt to destroy the horrible abomination that they have unleashed upon the world, but alas, it is too late. To this day, not a single person has been able to defeat the Algebra Demon. That is until...
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srams
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« Reply #192 on: July 01, 2013, 04:03:36 AM » |
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The Angels of Home Economics caught wind of the situation and stepped in and smote the Algebra Demon with their spatulas and rolling pins. All of a sudden social studies and chem. demons showed up and whipped...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
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« Reply #193 on: July 01, 2013, 04:09:30 AM » |
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...out their textbooks....
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« Reply #194 on: July 01, 2013, 04:18:25 AM » |
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...but the principal stepped up and banished them all to the Plains of Oblivion, where they were never heard from again. He then summoned the Music and Theatre Gods and charged them with the task of bringing peace and prosperity to the world. They accomplished this in a fortnight. All was well until...
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