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« Reply #165 on: June 29, 2013, 12:51:31 AM » |
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the Death Eaters, as there was little room left for the Dark Mark, witch was their favorite effect on the 4th of July, even tho the organization was based in England, they appreciated the gall of the Americans, and anyone else that would stand up to the "lawful evil" of the establisment. just then, it occurred to them to make room in the sky by...
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« Reply #166 on: June 29, 2013, 03:06:30 AM » |
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Shooting down all the UFOs...
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« Reply #167 on: June 29, 2013, 03:49:02 AM » |
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which of course were piloted by Nazis with steam-punk technology and an iPad that formerly belonged to Morgan Freeman, who at that moment awoke and continued narrating the battle, which was suddenly stopped when the eye of Sauron commanded the Dark wizard Tyrranus to...
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« Reply #168 on: June 29, 2013, 03:52:23 AM » |
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...DESTROY EVERYTHING. That is when Samuel L. Jackson knocked out Morgan Freeman, and began narrating the battle instead. His excessive use of colorful words starting with the letter "F" made everything...
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« Reply #169 on: June 29, 2013, 03:54:52 AM » |
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Just get beeped out by the sensors....
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« Reply #170 on: June 29, 2013, 03:59:01 AM » |
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which were pros seeing as they had beeped out every line ever uttered by every astromech ever...
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« Reply #171 on: June 29, 2013, 04:03:03 AM » |
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...But the tenacity of Samuel L. Jackson won out in the end, and the censors were all destroyed...
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RogueLeader
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« Reply #172 on: June 29, 2013, 04:49:14 AM » |
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by the power of a word starting with f... FUDGE.  |
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« Reply #173 on: June 29, 2013, 08:47:09 PM » |
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Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
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« Reply #174 on: June 29, 2013, 09:37:59 PM » |
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...and the utterance of that one simple word triggers a self-destruct sequence that will cause the Earth to implode. The only way to stop this from happening is...
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« Reply #175 on: June 29, 2013, 09:55:13 PM » |
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Stop the white queen of Narnia from uttering the Deplorable Word by shooting her with Monkeys from the Monkey Gun that was wielded by the mighty...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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« Reply #176 on: June 29, 2013, 09:57:15 PM » |
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Stan-the Janitor Man..
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« Reply #177 on: June 30, 2013, 12:21:50 AM » |
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combining his powers with Tenacious D to form...
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« Reply #178 on: June 30, 2013, 01:09:13 AM » |
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The Super Tenacious Janitor Megazord!
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« Reply #179 on: June 30, 2013, 03:11:06 AM » |
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Until the worst happened...diarrhea struck! If only they hadn't eaten...
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