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Darth Vigorous
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« on: July 31, 2016, 08:48:38 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2016, 02:46:59 PM »
Awe, c'mon, who doesn't want a Sarlacc pit toilet?  Tongue

Yeah, there's some seriously creepy merchandise out there.  I see some stuff where I work that makes me think, "why would they ever make this?"  (and then you generally see that same crap on clearance on down the road)
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2016, 03:01:21 PM »
Nothing beats the horror of the Jar-Jar candy.  Whoever came up with that should be fired and banned from any profession involving children.  Or the general public.
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2016, 01:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Darth Justicar on August 01, 2016, 03:01:21 PM
Nothing beats the horror of the Jar-Jar candy.  Whoever came up with that should be fired and banned from any profession involving children.  Or the general public.

Yeah, that's massively creepy.  "Want some candy?  Why not suck on Jar-Jar's tongue?"  Shocked

(I can think of many reasons why not)
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2016, 03:20:26 PM »
Hello Everyone,

It gets worse than that, did anybody see the range of bath/swimming pool toys that were available at Target (and other reputable vendors)? They caused a bit of a stir in the UK when they went on sale due to their unfortunate shape and appearance. If you haven't seen them here is a picture and I'll let you draw your own conclusions!


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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2016, 04:02:55 PM »
Nope, nope, nope.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2016, 04:24:21 PM »
Quote from: For Tyeth on August 02, 2016, 03:20:26 PM
Hello Everyone,

It gets worse than that, did anybody see the range of bath/swimming pool toys that were available at Target (and other reputable vendors)? They caused a bit of a stir in the UK when they went on sale due to their unfortunate shape and appearance. If you haven't seen them here is a picture and I'll let you draw your own conclusions!


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Several comments sprang to mind, none of which are appropriate to post on the forum, so....

Though, those still don't win the creepiness award, the Jar-Jar tongue sucker still has that.
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2016, 04:36:52 PM »
Hello scifidude79,

I only mentioned them because of the response they got. I have to say the Sarlacc Pit Toilet reminds me of the movie poster for Ghoulies - They'll Get You In The End!

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